Platz Na Hranici - Šilheřovice - Ostrava - Ostrava Region - Hlučín - Hlučín Region - Opava - Opava Region - Bohumín - Bohumín Re #7615

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The rules of my platz:

● Come with whatever you want: car, SUV, motorhome, or even a trailer, I don't care...:)

● Obey the code of the CAMPERLESS.

● Don't feed anything to the HORSES! They're fine:)

● The BUDA next to Platz is a municipal one, it's under alarm, so don't worry about it!

● Please don't turn around the neighbour's POLE, because it feeds him and there is plenty of room to turn around outside the kobzola and the crop:)

● Rocks, sticks, glass (let alone STREPS - someone can walk on the grass barefoot) do not belong in grass that is mowed regularly. The same goes for cigarette butts! Smoke twenty a night, but don't step on my chika in the grass because the mower can't pick those up yet!

● Want to WATCH on your neighbor's private pond (catch and release style)? Maybe with the kids? Call and everything will be done! But there is no fishing, and God forbid eating his fish on the Platz! Don't push it here!

I have young fruit trees planted on the Platz. I forbid any swinging on the branches, breaking of branches, or other destruction of these trees! If you feel like an apple or cherry, for yourself or a child, feel free to pick one, but there is no such thing as drinking half my tree or taking home a bucket of fruit for jam!

● Kindly take away the waste you produce during your stay. There are plenty of containers for plastic, glass, paper along the roads. If I have to clean up after every guest, I'll soon give a shit and will rather graze the sheep:)!

● Pissing let alone FUCKING is strictly forbidden on the whole property, around the creek, in the creek, on all surrounding neighbors' properties. All these excrements will go only and only into the cassettes of your wheel houses. This also applies to cats, hafans, right down to the rabbit, which you cannot leave at home or it will die - everything will be picked up to the last poop!

● If God forbid something happens, shit happens, DAMAGE happens, I can understand, I've fucked up a few things too, don't hide it, you'll just piss me off, because I'll find out later anyway, and that would be a stop sign for your license plate on my plaque forever! Get back to me, you better...

● Since we are not completely secluded in the woods, neither I nor the neighbours will tolerate boisterous birthday parties or drinking parties with shouting and loud music for the TENTH time. So have fun, drink, celebrate whatever you want, maybe Friday or a holiday, but after the tenth time, either with the volume turned down not only on the mouth, but also on the music:)! Otherwise, you better get in the car to dampen the fun:) Neighbours are normal people, there is no asshole who will call the cops right away, but they are also all working, and they need to take a normal especially in summer with open windows to take a piss on a shift in the factory!

● I don't care how you PARK your car on my Platz, but first plug in the threads of your head and decide whether left or right, either way, and ideally while standing on the paved driveway (so you don't drive all over it -especially after rain), then take the Platz and watch the edge of the creek, so you're not nose in the creek in the morning:)

● Follow the LINE and park only where it is allowed, nowhere else, otherwise it can happen that your neighbour will pull you out of the way into the grass with a tatra, digger, combine harvester or tractor and you don't want to experience that. He'd probably scratch your shiny car a bit:)

● RESPECT other campers, children, dogs, get along with each other with respect for the other.

● If you have any special REQUESTS, call me. I will try my best to be helpful, but don't bother me with every pi....na:) I will get you a car, a bike, a service, a taxi, even a woman:)

● If you run out of WOOD, which can happen, and you want to make a fire on the fireplace (nowhere else!!!) call - you will get a cart, load it full and take it nicely, even with a borrowed axe (which of course returns with the cart) through our meadow to the Platz, you can show off what a strong man you are, show off in front of others how you can work, split wood and make fire:) Always let the FIRE burn properly before you go to sleep, so you don't have to wake up the SDH unit at night:)! You can water it with WATER from the creek for the fire. The buckets are on the bridge. The firemen have a beautiful new Tatrovka, but you won't wake them up anyway, because they will certainly be drunk after some thirst quenching :)



Campers who know what's right and proper don't need to read any further:)

● Don't make a mess!

● Don't destroy, don't damage anything!

● Be polite, respectful to this place so that it can work in the long run......



Have a nice and relaxing stay on the CZ/PL Border......

Luukee

Can I come anytime?

pets allowed Rules for stays with dogs

campfire allowed

own grill allowed

parties and noise prohibited, please keep quiet also during the day More info